Corey Hart Drives a Fiero

Monday, January 08, 1990

Darry Hall & John Oates: Eat your Hart out.

You guys think you're so badass with your red Fiero. You think you're real poster-boys now huh? You think Cowboy boots and leather jackets mix. Well I got news for you suckers:

I can't go for that.

That's why I entered my favorite Fiero in the Grand National Fiero Competition and won ALL the trophies:

-Best Fiero
-Coolest Fiero
-Most Awesome Fiero
and
-Most AC Delco accessories

Then they gave me some more trophies cause I'm so awesome.

Sit on these and rotate, you smelly mofos.

¶ 7:50 PM 1 comments

Hey, this is Corey Hart. Yeah, I know, I can't believe it either: I'm so awesome. The internet is awesome. The future is awesome. The Fiero is awesome. I invented awesome - in 1983 - right before I invented the Fiero.

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Send fan mail to:
OFFICIAL Corey Hart Drives a Fiero fan club
PO Box 55067
Montreal, Quebec
H2T 3E2
Canada

Read mail from my fans here .
I love getting mail. I invented mail.

You can send me an email too - but only if it's awesome.

coreyhartdrivesafiero(at)gmail.com

<-- I invented syndication.