Three Men and a Fiero - THE MOVIE
Man, am I ever excited about this. This is going to be the hottest movie of 1990. Three Men and a Fiero is all about three men and a Fiero. (Get it? Only two men fit in a Fiero - that's why it's funny.) The movie is all about me driving around in my Fiero with either John Oates or Darryl Hall. Since there's only room for one of those smelly mofos in my Fiero at a time, I invariably dump one of them on their talentless ass after they attempt to drag behind my fiero by holding onto the spoiler. Oh yeah, the soundtrack to the movie is by Hall and Oates. I invented the two seat car just so I could create the premise for a blockbuster film based on the idea of giving Darryl Hall and John Oates reduced seating options. I love reduced seating options. I invented reduced seating options.
Hey, this is Corey Hart. Yeah, I know, I can't believe it either: I'm so awesome. The internet is awesome. The future is awesome. The Fiero is awesome. I invented awesome - in 1983 - right before I invented the Fiero.
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