Kicking Ass with The Hoff
First off: I invented kicking ass.
Last night, Corey Hart and The Hoff made a sweet video of me kicking ass in my Fiero.
Tonight, I'm going to stay up later than anyone has ever stayed up before.
¶ 9:03 PM
Comments:
First of all, you're weird. Second of all, Corey Hame and Corey Feldman would've been better choices than Corey Hart. Get your Corey hierarchy straightened out! This blog is meaningless!!!
Dude, I didn't realize how much ass you kick until you invented it! (The ass kicking that is.) Fiero=Teh sweetness. Corey Hart, My girlfriend wants to have your babies, and I'd like to give a shout out to The Hoff!
Hey, this is Corey Hart. Yeah, I know, I can't believe it either: I'm so awesome. The internet is awesome. The future is awesome. The Fiero is awesome. I invented awesome - in 1983 - right before I invented the Fiero.
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